The mule, the Ferrari, and cool tech
Disrespecting mules risks more severe consequences than just angering Mother Nature.
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It hallucinates. It ignores your business rules. Your team has been "prompt engineering" for months and it's still wrong 30% of the time. Customers notice.
You built a retrieval pipeline. Answers come back, but they're slow, expensive, and weirdly off-topic. Nobody trusts it enough to ship it to production.
Leadership approved the budget. A vendor was selected. Six months later, you have a demo that works on stage and nothing that works in production. The team is stuck.
If any of this sounds familiar, that's exactly where I come in.
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A clear-eyed assessment of what's working, what isn't, and what to do next.
I get access to your AI system for 3 days. I review the architecture, prompts, retrieval pipeline, cost structure, and operational setup. You get a written diagnostic report with prioritized fixes ranked by effort and impact.
Timeline: 1 week from access to report.
Best for: Companies that spent €50k–500k on AI and aren't sure if they should spend more.
Your retrieval system is underperforming. I bring it to production quality.
I rebuild the parts of your RAG pipeline that are causing bad answers, high latency, or runaway costs. This typically involves fixing chunking strategy, embedding model selection, retrieval logic, re-ranking, and the prompt chain. You get measurable before/after improvements.
Timeline: 2–4 weeks.
Best for: Teams that built a working prototype but can't get it to production quality.
Senior technical leadership without the senior hire.
I embed with your team on an ongoing basis. Weekly architecture reviews, vendor evaluation, technical decision-making, and hands-on guidance. 20+ years of experience across gaming, fintech, and enterprise — applied to your problems.
Timeline: Monthly retainer, minimum 3 months.
Best for: Companies building AI products that need a principal-level architect but aren't ready to hire one full-time.
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Your AI investment deserves better.
Reach out for a free consultation. I'll give you an honest read — and tell you whether I can help.
From the field
Disrespecting mules risks more severe consequences than just angering Mother Nature.
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